xxjackxoffxjillxx (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

lolz

denzelmendoza (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Washington, WashingtonSix-foot-eight weighs a fucking ton.Opponents beware, opponents beware.He's coming, he's coming, he's coming.

denzelmendoza (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Let me lay it on the line, he had two on the vine.I mean two sets of testicles, so divine.On a horse made of crystal, he patrolled the land,With a mason ring and schnauzer in his perfect hands.Here comes George, in control.Women dug his snuff and his gallant stroll.Ate opponent's brains, and invented cocaine.He's coming, he's coming, he's coming.

denzelmendoza (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Washington, Washington.Six-foot-twenty, fucking killing for fun.Spread, spread, Delaware.He's coming, he's coming, he's coming.

denzelmendoza (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Sue me if I go too fast,But the sons of his opponents wish he was their dad.Got a wig for his wig, got a brain for his heart.He'll kick you apart, he'll kick you apart!Ooh!

denzelmendoza (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

He'll save children, but not the British children.He'll save children, but not the British children.He'll save children, but not the British children.He'll save children, but not the British children.

denzelmendoza (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Had a pocket full of horses, fucked the shit out of bears.Threw a knife into Heaven, and could kill with a stare.He made love like an eagle falling out of the sky.Killed his sensei in a duel and never said why.

denzelmendoza (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Washington, Washington.Twelve stories high, made of radiation.The present beware, the future beware,He's coming, he's coming, he's coming.

denzelmendoza (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Did I mention his four nuts?Well he also had four dicks.If you took off his boot you'd see the dicks growing off his feet.I heard... that motherfucker... had like... thirty goddamn dicks.He once held an opponent's wife's hand...in a jar of acid...at a party.

turkotheturko (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

if chuck norris ever had a father it would be washington